Sad News

Sad News,

      Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community.  The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
and trauma complications from being repeatedly poked in the belly.  He was
      Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.  Dozens of
celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
Twinkies , and Captain Crunch.  The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy
as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.  Born and bread in
Minnesota , Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled
with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of
his dough on half-baked schemes.  Despite being a little flaky at times, he
still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for
      Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John
Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven.  He is
also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart, who had in home care from, so enjoyed perfect health.
      The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the
occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone
that may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.

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